My Perfect Husband will be aggressive but not overly aggressive a.k.a. Rough for No Reason!
Story-time:
So last night I went to a party and after a few drinks I decided that it was time to dance. I danced and danced and danced until finally I danced with this one guy who will remain nameless. He danced with me like he would never get another dance again and after that dance, he won't get another one from me. Instead of me letting control the dance, this tall, wobbly, dude pelvic thrusted me, which caused me to fall. Of course, everyone wanted me to get right up and find somewhere to sit because they thought I was drunk- I was- BUT that isn't why I fell. I was pushed- or thrusted. :( Whatever it was it was absolutely unnecessary. Needless to say, it completely turned me off from him. He will be lucky if he gets a hello or goodbye from me ever again.
Moral of the story: Don't ever pelvic thrust me when dancing, idiot!
Story-time:
So last night I went to a party and after a few drinks I decided that it was time to dance. I danced and danced and danced until finally I danced with this one guy who will remain nameless. He danced with me like he would never get another dance again and after that dance, he won't get another one from me. Instead of me letting control the dance, this tall, wobbly, dude pelvic thrusted me, which caused me to fall. Of course, everyone wanted me to get right up and find somewhere to sit because they thought I was drunk- I was- BUT that isn't why I fell. I was pushed- or thrusted. :( Whatever it was it was absolutely unnecessary. Needless to say, it completely turned me off from him. He will be lucky if he gets a hello or goodbye from me ever again.
Moral of the story: Don't ever pelvic thrust me when dancing, idiot!
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